ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.
ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time.
ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score.
ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs.
ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool.
ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.
ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame.
ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying.
ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.
ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.
ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving.
ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results.
INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke.
INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly.
INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water.
INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.
Leave your apartment looking terrible. Walk to the deli and see your usual deli guy’s eyes start to widen at your disheveled appearance. This would’ve horrified you yesterday but today it makes you smile. You’ve decided that everything that made you worry will now make you smile.
Walk with better posture. Order two helpings of dessert. Ask someone to take you to a doctor’s appointment and refuse to feel guilty about it. You would do the same for them so why should you feel like you’re putting anyone out? Stand by your opinion that The Shins are a good band even when you’re friends give you hell over it. This is thrilling. Openly loving The Shins has never felt so liberating.
Tell your father he’s a jerk because he is. Tell your mother that you love her because you do. Don’t tell anyone that you love them if it’s not true, if they don’t deserve it. It’s a privilege to be loved by you. Your emotional shitty days are effectively over.
Yo, this is more than just disgusting, it’s illegal. It’s against the law to alter and distribute personal pictures without their permission; and it’s especially against the fucking law to create false porn with it. That’s slander, defamation, libel; whatever you want to call it. Not only that, but to release their private information? They should be going to jail for this
And they can, if the pictures they take are of minors. And you know that some of them will be; people as young as 13 use this website. You don’t have to be much smarter than a 4channer to understand that making porn of an underage person is bad fucking news.
Here’s what you can do:
Leave a tip about this to the fbi. Provide screencaps like this one as evidence. You have to put in your personal info, but it’s no more than having to fill out a survey. It’s worth it; and they already have that info anyway.
Please remember to also strongly encourage tumblr itself to take swift actions against this. Their users are in danger; they owe it to us to protect us. Contact them at firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com and tell them what is happening, asap.
Please, spread this around, and ask your followers to do the same. If you have sideblogs, put this there, too. Feel free to also make similar posts to this one and put them in as many tags as possible. eople need to know what they can do to protect themselves.
Big shout out to 4chan for their collective Caliborn cosplay. You’ve really captured the whole “barely competent spoiled manchild who causes damage not through coherent planning but through the sheer mass of your thrashing, flailing idiocy” aesthetic. Well done.
Our insurance provider denied coverage for my mother’s treatments.
Made a new post, since I felt there was too much text.
Long story short, I recently found out that my mother has cancer, and my mother and I need assistance to pay for her cancer treatments. We can afford about half of what it currently costs, and we’ll need to come up with another ~$40,000 to pay for everything. We’ve raised about ~$510 so far. My goal is $7000, which will cover for what we can afford for the first month and give us time to search for other options. I made a GoFundMe page, and please head there for more details!
Let me reiterate - our insurance denied us coverage for treatment. Please, any donations are helpful.
Mei’s situation hits close to home for me for a lot of reasons. If you can’t afford to contribute, please reblog. And if you can afford to contribute even a little bit, contribute as soon as possible. Please don’t put it off for later. It’s hard enough to get by in a situation this scary even when you’re financially secure. Not having what you need is just terrifying. So do a good deed and help out!
STAY OFF THE FEMINIST, FEMINISM, AND BODY ACCEPTANCE TAGS.
4CHAN USERS ARE SPAMMING THESE TAGS WITH TRIGGERS, LIKE BLOOD, GORE, LIVE DEATH, ANIMAL ABUSE/DEATH, SELF HARM, SUICIDAL MESSAGES, REAL RAPE, AND MORE. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST. ***EDIT*** I JUST GOT WORD THAT THEY ARE ALSO INVADING FANDOM TAGS, LIKE SNK, FREE!, SHERLOCK, ETC.. WATCH OUT GUYS.***DOUBLE EDIT*** They are now in the LGBT tags, Gay, Lesbian, Avengers, Marvel, Supernatural, Doctor Who.. yeah, this is BAD.